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[08 Jan 2006|10:45pm]

grlsvomitcandy
Chris comes up to me all the time and says hi. I say "Hey Chris! What's up?"

Friday, he comes up to me and and says in his high pitched voice:
"Alyssa! I should comeover your house! After football!"
oh look, 1 flew away, what a shame.

[13 Sep 2005|03:03pm]

abstrakt_coitus
remember when we all hung out, you know, before this community died?
oh look, 1 flew away, what a shame.

[21 Aug 2005|08:32pm]

abstrakt_coitus
" .. lets just say I was dumbfounded. I kept wanting to say hi to him and I felt like Arnold on that episode when he just kept going Hi Ruth.. Hi Ruth.. Hi Ruth.. "

" No, I will not get you a soda. Why do you ask? Take a good look at the color of my skin, THEN repeat the question, mmkeh? "

" Can I pay you to eat my pussy or do you just LOOK like a prostitute? "

" I wouldn't flip out if someone took something valuable to me. I mean, if I let them take it it obviously wasn't too precious in the first place, right?"
" So if I was to take your boyfriend and runaway with him to Fiji, you wouldn't even try coming after me? "
" Nah, I mean, obviously it was HIS choice to leave too. That would just go to show who he really is. "
" Ah I see.. by the way Laura, I killed the vodka a few minutes ago. "
... *fist to jaw, knee to gut*

- Laura Tortolani, the amazing quotes of summer.

See you kids soon. Yeah, whether you want to believe it or not.
oh look, 1 flew away, what a shame.

[04 Aug 2005|09:56pm]

abstrakt_coitus
what a shame.

[22 Jul 2005|04:12pm]

abstrakt_coitus
oy. if anyone here might be interested in a harry potter rpg, please join xxsectumsempra

still lottsssss of roles open.

oh and me dear Shems, before you ask, there is no slash m'dear. UNFORTUNATELY. *scoff*
what a shame.

[16 Jul 2005|10:42am]

firstxsight
Just so everyone knows, I had chicken for dinner last night.

CHUKAH DON'T SCRAMBLE ME FAJJAH.
what a shame.

[15 Jul 2005|08:22pm]

abstrakt_coitus
I saw Charlie and the Chocolate Factory today. In the front row. I was scurred. But it was good!

AND I SAW MARK AT THE ZOO A FEW DAYS AGO WITH SOME SPED CAMP AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH LETS CANT OUR NECKS BACK AND CHUCKLE
Ready.. 1.. 2... 3
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHABananas
oh look, 1 flew away, what a shame.

:D [15 Jul 2005|01:45am]

tfnm_thf_icp_rf
[ mood | scared ]

I am watching Tin Cup. :D

what a shame.

[10 Jul 2005|02:30am]

abstrakt_coitus
guys.

I'm lonely.

and I just popped the serious-entry cherry of this livejournal.
oh look, 1 flew away, what a shame.

[04 Jul 2005|03:35pm]

abstrakt_coitus
what a shame.

[04 Jul 2005|01:01pm]

firstxsight
Happy 4th of July, my fellow Chukahs.
what a shame.

[03 Jul 2005|12:33am]

abstrakt_coitus
[ mood | crazy ]

ay you fucking hookers. just wanted to let you know that i went illegally clubbing tonight and it was kick ass. you should all get fake ids because let me tell you, we would tear up the motherfucking dance floor. and emily, i'd be getting your ass in the cage with me.

i bet you're all cops in disguise and you're going to inject me with battery fluid in my sleep, now that the secret is out. well FUCK YOU. i hate myself and I REALLY hate you! *combs hair to one side, puts on some my chemical mother and stares down the barrel of a 45*

♥♥

what a shame.

[29 Jun 2005|06:04pm]

abstrakt_coitus
war of the worlds was a badass movie. go see it.

i also saw EJ at the movies
so yeah, I'm going to go take a cold shower now.
hasta luego mi perras
oh look, 2 flew away, what a shame.

[25 Jun 2005|09:18pm]

grlsvomitcandy
what a shame.

[24 Jun 2005|05:14pm]

abstrakt_coitus
hey all you cuntjars.

LETS MAKE SOME FUCKIN WITCH'S BREW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!unouno

oh look, 1 flew away, what a shame.

Am I worthy? [17 Jun 2005|03:06pm]

tfnm_thf_icp_rf
[ mood | blank ]

Name (Last, Middle inital, First): Fiske, J. Ryan
How many fingers am I holding up? (vaginally.): Cinco filanges.
Do you like George Bush?: FUCK NO.
Are you a vegetarian?: No mi amiga.
Habla español?: No shit...
How about Laura spanglish?: Si, mi es muy fucking stupid in meh head.
Does the title Chuka Chicken mean anything to you?: Chuka, like Mark...lol!
Do you sometimes wish you were a retard so that you could hit other retards?: No, I already hit them.
Do you wear orangey blush that makes your face look grosser than usual?: No thanks, I go for the green nose look.
How about liquid eyeliner with 1337 designs on the sides of your eyes?: Ummmmmmm, si...uhhh wait no.
Oriental carpet. What is the first word that came to find after reading that statement?: Noodles.
How about this one. The Dunk. ?: Dunkleman.
Have you seen Laura's boobs at least twice?: I don't recall seeing them ever actually...wait...maybe once. Idk. Not the whole thing. Not the nipple.

what a shame.

[15 Jun 2005|02:42pm]

abstrakt_coitus
EVERYONE CHECK OUT THE USERINFO RIGHT NOW.

I added accepted/rejected/promotion banners.
oh look, 1 flew away, what a shame.

[15 May 2005|08:03pm]

abstrakt_coitus
so I'm sitting here having some vanilla ice cream with crushed teddy grahams. my dog keeps looking at me and crying because she wants some and I just sang 'can't touch this' to it. the whole song. I even made the sound effects and everything. (you had to be there, really.)
what a shame.

[10 May 2005|09:11pm]

abstrakt_coitus
      
hating colorbars with an extreme passion is love
oh look, 1 flew away, what a shame.

Hello boys! [10 May 2005|05:45am]

grlsvomitcandy
Alyssa: (whispering loudly) Chris!.. I HATE YOU
Alyssa: I HATE YOU!
Chris: (shocked look, high voice) Don't say that in front of me!
Alyssa: I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU
Chris: (raises his hand) Um! She's saying mean things to me!
Chris: (high voice)She's saying that she hates me!
Everyone: She did not say that. Said she hates goosebumbs
TheDunk: Chris, she hates goosebumps.


Alyssa: CHRIS! I hate goosebumps!!
Chris: (high voice confused look) I dont understand!?
oh look, 2 flew away, what a shame.

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